STORIES

The following are some of my stories. Right now there are only three, but I do have more.

NOTICE

All of the stories contained herein, or those I have ever written, or ever will, are the absolute god's awful truths. There is not one iota of deviance from fact. Everything was and happened exactly as stated, without one bit of fabrication, fantasy or exaggeration. No names were changed to protect the innocent or guilty (ok, ok, so I did obscure the identities of the guilty just a teensy bit). The time lines of the described events were in no way altered due to artistic license or otherwise. (I have to admit I do not hold an artistic license, so I couldn't legally change that stuff anyway) To this I will* swear.  Of course if I was the kind of person who would make such a claim when it may not be totally 100.0% accurate, then Game Theory would force you to assume that not only was my swearing to the accuracy of the decried events in question, but the details of the events or even whether the events may have happened at all must be in question as well. Be that as it may, suffice it to say that there is more than enough truth for me to claim that these documents are more accurate than anything that has ever been written in human history, and I would never exaggerate in a million years.

Sincerely, really no jest or disrespect intended, honest. I mean come on, do you really think I would try to fool you, or deceive you in any way shape or form? Or for that matter be insincere in anything I say or do? PLLEASE be reasonable, we are both adults here, lets act like it, and there is no need for you to be that way about it.

Your Humble Servant (THAT is true I am the most humble person you will ever meet bar none)

Bruce C. Anderson
Saturday April 7 2012

* Will, in this context is used to define a futurity that may or may not occur.

Lake Powell

Bridgestone 175

Tippicanoe

 

Copyright April 7 2012 all rights reserved


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